Sarah Palin

God Wants Position Flexible

Sarah Palin is waiting for God's go-ahead to run for president:

"I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door ... And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."

And I'm like, please do! Maybe God can be her "debate prepper" and finance her wardrobe next time.