Not Politics

Here's Something Reeeally Controversial

Written by Bob Cesca

I have no interest in watching A Christmas Story this year. I'm extraordinarily sick of it. Seriously, just recalling some of the jokes in my head ("Frageeelay!") makes me a little barfy.

And I love the holidays, by the way, so this isn't some form of humbuggery. Just making a real effort to avoid that movie.