Morning Joe

Joe Scarborough Is A Big Guy

Written by Bob Cesca

Every time the Morning Joe crew talks about cars, Scarborough insists that because he's "a big guy" he can only buy Escalades and Tahoes.

Joe and I are, in fact, the exact same height. 6'4".

And I've driven a Toyota Prius since 2005 and fit into it nicely.

That said, the Escalade might function more adequately as a compensatory receptacle for a big guy with a tiny penis.