Bobby Jindal is not a scientist, man. At a prayer breakfast hosted by the Christian Science Monitor this morning, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal said the Obama administration is filled to the brim...
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Bernie Sanders Might Be Running, But He’ll Never Be President
Apologies if you’ve heard this one before. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) dials the customer service number for his cell provider. An automated voice on the other end says, “Press one for...
Morning Awesome
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Distractions
Artist – John Darkow In other news, the first vice chair of the Arizona Republican Party resigned last night after saying that women on social welfare programs should be sterilized. As you may...
Lindsey Graham Says We’re All Going to Die
Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) is a man who may piss his pants on a regular basis. During his appearance on Fox News Sunday, Graham called the president “delusional” for believing that...
Not Intended to be a Factual Statement
During an interview with Breitbart, Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) said that the first executive order he would issue as president — Ha! — would be to “repeal all previous executive...