Terrorism

One Nation Under Fear

Terrorism! IEEEEEEEEEE!

There were just 25 U.S. noncombatant fatalities from terrorism worldwide. (The US government definition of terrorism excludes attacks on U.S. military personnel). While we don’t have the figures at hand, undoubtedly more American citizens died overseas from traffic accidents or intestinal illnesses than from terrorism.

Oh.

Okay.

When's the War on Diarrhea? Evildoers!