John McCain

Sad, Sad Little Old Man

Written by Bob Cesca

Senator McCain is so pathetic and desperate that he's resorted to simply making fun of Senator Obama. No substance, no issues -- not even a gotcha quote. It's down to schoolyard teasing -- only Senator McCain is running for President of the United States.

Prediction: The next McCain campaign advertisement will feature a gorilla raping Senator Obama. Har-har. McCain is so funny.

What a sad old munchkin he is.