John McCain

Senator McBush Can't Read…

Written by Bob Cesca

...a Teleprompter. We knew this, but when it's spelled out in the NY Times, it kinda makes Senator McBush look like a much bigger fool than we had expected.

“I have set before the American people an energy plan, the Lex-eegton Project,” Mr. McCain said, drawing a quick breath and correcting himself. “The Lex-ing-ton Proj-ect,” he said slowly. “The Lexington Project,” he repeated. “Remember that name.”

Remember it... or he'll veto your beer.