Civil liberties

Super Stupid

Instead of allowing a lesbian couple to attend the senior prom, the Itawamba County, Mississippi school district just flat out cancelled the prom.

Cancelled it.

You know, to thwart a very threatening and dangerous lesbian couple from slow dancing together. But in the school district's defense, we all know that as soon as the lesbian couple showed up at the prom, everyone would want to become a lesbian so they, too, could be discriminated against by ass-backwards Mississippi conservatives. Fun!