Wingnuts

The Assman

Written by Bob Cesca

FOX News substitute anchor David "My Last Name is Seriously" Asman seems to think there will be lots of terrorists at the tea bag parties today:

I’m looking at the report and it says, among other things, that the federal government is going to begin gathering information on right-wing extremist activity in the United States. Does that mean they’re going to be sending spies to these tea parties?

I imagine they would, Asman, if the tea baggery is loaded with suspected domestic terrorists. Wait -- what are you implying, Asman? Is there something we should know?