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They Hate Us for Our Bloomin' Onions

Oh great. Now they'll install naked body scanners at Ruby Tuesday's.

Al Qaeda terrorists planned to poison food at multiple US hotels and restaurants over a single weekend, it has been revealed this morning.
The ‘credible’ plot involved slipping the poisons cyanide and ricin into salad bars and buffets, according to CBS news.
The terrorist group behind the failed ‘ink cartridge’ attacks on cargo planes in October were said to have hatched the plan.
Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula branded the plot ‘Operation Haemorrhage’.
Militants say the plot consists of ‘attacking the enemy with smaller but more frequent operations’ to ‘add a heavy economic burden to an already faltering economy’.

Wait. Aren't buffet restaurants normally "Operation Hemorrhage" anyway?