Michelle Malkin

They're Effing Pickles, Malkin. Sheesh.

Here's a classic Michelle Malkin post in which she brings us a wingnut two-fer... She starts with some concern trolling, then follows with some outrage over the fact that Senator Obama's kids like Grey Poupon and gherkin pickles in their tuna salad mixture.

First the concern troll remarks:

So, is [the Access Hollywood piece], to borrow a bitter phrase, good for Michelle Obama’s children? Just asking.

Awww. How sweet. Michelle Malkin is concerned about the well-being of the Obama kids. Next thing you know she'll be driving by their house... every day... like a stalker... you know, to check and see if they're safe.

Then the Gherkin-Gate:

Who the hell puts Grey Poupon and gherkins (don’t ask me what those are, I have no idea) in tuna sandwiches for kids?

They've got nothing.