If the far-right can rally together to have a Dunkin Donuts commercial pulled off the air because of Rachel Ray's stupid "evildoer" scarf, then we should be able to get The Today Show to cancel Ann Coulter's appearance on Tuesday.
Or, if they insist upon having her on, they should at least ask her if she keeps her surgically-removed penis in a jar -- like the Brundlefly.
See what I did there? I made an outrageous and unfounded remark with the sole purpose of stirring up controversy.
Can I be on The Today Show now?