Actual CNN headline: "Obama squeaks by McCain in polls" The race between Sens. John McCain and Barack Obama is extremely tight, according to the latest CNN "Poll of Polls." The poll? Obama 48, McCain...
Author - Bob Cesca
Olympic Fever! Catch it!
Yeah, that's pollution surrounding the Olympic stadium in Beijing.
Seinfeld
Paddy doesn't understand the appeal of Seinfeld. Try this: Genius.
McCain: Not Funny
Last night on Verdict, Abrams was showing clips of Senator McCain's hosting gig on SNL (he's not a celebrity!). Everyone on the panel seemed to agree that Senator McCain is a funny guy. In one clip...
Now Watch This Drive
While Senator McCain and other Republicans bark at the Democrats to get back to work, House Minority Leader Boehner was doing his part... Boehner also has found time to squeeze in a couple rounds of...
Malloy
I had a chance to listen to Mike Malloy on Sirius last night and he was suggesting that we allow Senator McCain to win so we can work to build a progressive Democratic Party, kick out the DINOs and...
Morning Awesome
"Troops" by Kevin Rubio - I think this short is 10 years old now.
That Paris Hilton Video…
Enough already! Stop it!
About That 'Safe' Power Plant
Senator McBush yesterday in Michigan: "My experience with nuclear power goes back many years to being stationed onboard the USS Enterprise, the first nuclear powered aircraft carrier," he said. "I...
Oh Please Oh Please Oh Please…
...let Senator McCain's running mate be Mitt Romney. Reason the first: I want to see endless photo ops and stump speeches in which Romney's impossible tan, plastic hair and giant head make Senator...
McCain Needs To Watch More TV
AP Photo/Mary Altaffer Senator McCain toured the Enrico Femi power plant in Michigan yesterday and embraced nuclear energy. He clearly never watched the final season of The West Wing...
Thank you, MSNBC
Whoever replaced Joe Scarborough with women's soccer made me smile. That smile turned to anger, of course, when I turned to CNN only to see Glenn Beck talking about how my favorite superhero movie of...
Morning Awesome
U2 "The Fly"
I Called It
The first part of that new Paris Hilton spoof ad looks awfully familiar to me, but I just can't place it. "He's the oldest celebrity in the world"? Comparing Senator McCain to the Crypt Keeper? A...
Afternoon Awesome
This is arguably one of Senator Obama's finest moments. Seriously -- how awesome was that?
Suck On This, Far-right McBush Bloggers
The hippies at, errm, TIME Magazine: The Bush Administration estimates that expanded offshore drilling could increase oil production by 200,000 bbl. per day by 2030. We use about 20 million bbl. per...
More Like This One, Please
Senator Kerry: "I don't know if you know this. John McCain is looking for someone for vice president who has more economic expertise than he does. So congratulations to all of you, you’re on the...
Maybe He Forgot
Senator John Sidney "Get Back To Work" McCain missed more votes than any other senator in the 110th Congress. 63.3%, or 399 votes missed. Here's a list of all the votes he missed since 1991. Or maybe...
'Get To Work!'
Senator McBush at the Sturgis motorcycle rally (warning - FOX News link): “Well I am telling you right now we are sending 700 billion dollars (abroad) and your Congress just went on vacation for five...
Morning Awesome
R.E.M. "Supernatural Superserious"