Tonight, the president makes with the mumbly talking about his empire.
Author - Bob Cesca
Jesse Jackson In South Carolina
Josh: ...unlike this year South Carolina was only lightly or moderately contested by the frontrunning candidates. And certainly in 1984 and to a large degree in 1988, the nomination contest was...
Hannity's Imaginary America
I was just flipping through the cable news networks and hit FOX News just as Hannity was wrapping up some taint sniffing with Newt Gingrich. Then, while throwing to a commercial, Hannity said...
Huckabee Has No Evidence, Clue
When asked whether he had any evidence to back up his horseshit statements that Saddam's WMD were moved to Jordan, Mike Huckabee told FOX News Sunday: "I don’t have any evidence." Of course he...
The Bloggies
Congratulations to Crooks & Liars and the Huffington Post for being nominated for Best Political Blog in the 8th annual Weblog Awards, or "Bloggies." They're both awesome.
Morning Awesome
Senator Obama Wins In A Landslide
11:16PM That's all for tonight. Jesse Jackson, Mr. President? Seriously? --- 10:57PM Unless I horribly misunderstood Pat Buchanan, he delivered the most awful quote of the night (next to President...
General Butt Naked
How could such a colossal maniac have such an hilarious name? USA Today -- One of Liberia's most feared warlords, a rebel known as "Gen. Butt Naked," apologized last week for causing the deaths of...
John Edwards: Attorney General
A while back, I mentioned that John Edwards would make for a most-excellent attorney general. If Novakula is correct -- and we all know that Novak is often full of shit -- then advisors close to...
A Charge To Keep
This is the greatest 'uh-doy' story ever. The painting above? It's the president's favorite painting ever and it doesn't mean what he thinks it means. While we're here it's worth noting that the...
Digg This Blog
So I've finally figured out how to add a Digg button to the blog posts here. Feel free to click them over and over again or whatever you're supposed to do. But don't click the Digg button for this...
And Then There Was Afghanistan
President Bush wins wars: According to retired Lt. Gen. David Barno, former commander of U.S. forces in Afghanistan and now director of the Near East South Asia Center for Strategic Studies, National...
Morning Awesome
Today... South Carolina Primary. Ten years ago today, President Clinton said, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." I believe he was the second greatest president of the...
Senator Obama's Top 10 Campaign Promises
Ear-Piece Gate: The Romney File
It's either a spooky electronic voice phenomenon (EVP) of Reagan himself, or The Romney Unit was receiving answers from an advisor. Listen for the whisper, "Raise taxes." From Paddy at Cliff...
Huckabee Is Santorum With Jokes
He's talking about weapons that were used against the Kurds in 1988. These would be chemical weapons which we sold to Iraq and, by 2002 when the Iraq WMD drumbeat kicked into high gear, those...
Democrat Party
The first Republican in the debate last night to invoke the deliberately mispronounced epithet: "Democrat Party"? Saint McCain. That's when I stopped watching. I'm willing to pay attention to these...
3 Out of 18! Yeehaw!
The "surge" achieved only 3 out of the 18 benchmarks the president outlined a year ago in his State of the Union address. Center for American Progress: The purpose of the surge was to provide the...
Bin Laden Will Be Gotten?
Think Progress: Bush says in the interview he’s confident bin Laden ultimately will be found. “He’ll be gotten by a president,” Bush says. We really shouldn't be shocked by the Bushisms thing...