Author - Bob Cesca
President Bush Tries To Change Own Diaper
President Bush announced his economic stimulus package today. Of course my reaction was the same as whenever I see him "talking" on television: to shout phrases like, "You fuckwit!" At the end he...
Fix The Economy With… Lies
John Amato has video of Matt Lauer asking Jim Cramer why he doesn't candy-coat the state of the economy. Lauer: …they say why don’t you guys stop talking about recession because simply by talking...
Morning Awesome
Roy Sekoff vs. Joe Klein on Fearmongering
Huffington Post founding editor Roy Sekoff hammers down a Republican and Joe Klein on Senator Clinton's New Hampshire terrorist attack gaffe. The point Roy made, and Abrams and the rest failed to...
Man-on-Dog Huckabee
QUESTIONER: Is it your goal to bring the Constitution into strict conformity with the Bible? Some people would consider that a kind of dangerous undertaking, particularly given the variety of...
New Huffington Post Item
This week: President Bush Shouldn't Play With Sharp Objects.
Here Comes The Pig Man
British scientists are close to being able to create human-animal hybrids. The cool thing about the hybrids? They get 60 mpg highway. POW! BLAM! It's a pig man!
New Cramer Rant
For those of you interested in the FUBAR economy, check out Jim Cramer's latest rant from this morning. And he's right about this shit. Under the (George W. Bush) SEC, these massive financial...
Eisenhower's Farewell Speech
On this day in history, President Eisenhower delivered one of the most prescient warnings of the 20th Century. January 17, 1961.
Morning Awesome
Another one of my cartoons. Colin Mahan as Arnold. Jason Nash as Sly.
Homeless Veterans Are Hilarious
Bill O'Reilly thinks it's hilarious that homeless veterans might be sleeping under bridges. Ed Schultz and O'Reilly make with the talking (video here -- listen to O'Reilly's tone of voice): ES: I...
Al Franken Makes Commercials
Schecter has the YouTube versions of the latest Al Franken for Senate ads. At first, you'll think they're set-ups for hilariously satirical punchlines. And then you realize that they're for real and ...
Who's Laughing Now, Assholes?
Again, the disclaimer is that I'm obviously not a Ron Paul supporter. But after speaking the truth about American foreign policy while Fred Thompson and Rudy Giuliani laughed in his face, it's nice...
Smoking Out the Evildoer Whales
WASHINGTON-President Bush exempted the Navy from an environmental law so it can continue using sonar in its anti-submarine warfare training off the California coast -- a practice critics say is...
Morning Awesome
I can't wait.
The Democrats
All three of the Democratic candidates tonight made me proud to be a member of their party. Compared with the Republicans last weekend who could barely stumble over each other to invoke Reagan and to...
Mitt Winning Michigan
Which means there really isn't a clear frontrunner on the GOP side. Which also means that they'll be sniping at each other for a very long time. With 9 percent of precincts reporting: Romney 31,534...
Huckabee and God's Law
Mike Huckabee yesterday: "[Some of my opponents] do not want to change the Constitution, but I believe it's a lot easier to change the constitution than it would be to change the word of the living...
President Bush And His Awesome Sword
On the surface, this photograph from an event today at Al Murabba Palace in Saudi Arabia is just another unfortunate snapshot of our 43rd president being a dingus on the world stage. Below the...