Steve Martin's Christmas Wish.
Author - Bob Cesca
John Edwards On Cigna
I spent a lot of time smacking John Edwards this week. But this made me smile: "Are you telling me that we're gonna sit at a table and negotiate with those people?" asked a visibly angered Edwards...
Diebold Dying
Via Cliff Schecter: The death spiral for the 131 year-old company, once respectfully known as Diebold, continues, as its stock price falls to a 5-year low today, near year's end (currently $29...
Sieg Heil
Huffington Post.
Morning Awesome
Kos Straw Poll: Edwards Way Up
No, no, no. Edwards picks up three points, Senator Obama drops three points. New Daily Kos straw poll: Edwards 41 Obama 27 Dodd 11 H. Clinton 6 Kucinich 5 No F'ing Clue 2 Biden 2 Other 1 Richardson 1...
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Listen all of y'all it's a Sabotage.
So Long, Suckers!
Neocon failures Krauthammer and Kristol have been ousted from TIME. Nicole at C&L: It may be storming outside, but I’m definitely feeling sunshine breaking through some neo-con clouds.. Two...
Winning Enemy Support Without Caving
JustAngry at Daily Kos quoting The New Yorker: This is a regular theme with Obama: supporters who disagree with him. The two big Chicago daily papers both endorsed him enthusiastically in the...
Wingnut Mailbag
This week I received the usual variety of pristinely-worded wingnut e-mails, like this one: It amazes me that people actually take the time to read your idiotic columns. Actually I'm amazed that I...
Roy Sekoff on Hannity & Colmes
Huffington Post's founding editor Roy Sekoff appeared on Hannity & Colmes last night and ended up debating paleoconservative talk show host Bill Cunningham -- also known as Dana Carvey's Cranky...
Progressive Edwards
I'm reading the comments on my Obama endorsement this morning and I'm amazed by how many progressives are willing to forgive Edwards' vote on Iraq. David Sirota once wrote that a progressive is a...
Morning Awesome
Just a reminder.
Gleek Cock — I mean, Glenn Beck
"Glenn Beck" is such an unfortunate name. I go around all the time accidentally saying Glick Fuck. Glenn Dick. Glenda Dickfuck. WHOOPS! Did I just call him Glenda Dickfuck or Sped Fuckdicksuckcock...
Senator Obama For President
The last time I wrote a presidential endorsement, it was for Paul Tsongas who lost the nomination to Bill Clinton. Let hope this one turns out better.
Iraq Is Not Hilarious
Yesterday: QUESTION: But I’m concerned about the nations like Iraq, who now have nuclear weapons – THE PRESIDENT: Iran. QUESTION: Iran and Iraq both. THE PRESIDENT: Not Iraq. (Laughter.) HAHAHA...
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More energy!
NO!
This doesn't sweeten the deal for Senator Clinton. President Bill Clinton: "Well, the first thing she intends to do, because you can do this without passing a bill, the first thing she intends to do...
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Go with a smile.
Hero Of The Day: Senator Dodd
Senator Dodd's filibuster threat worked. Finally a Democrat wins, which is rare considering the -- you know -- DEMOCRATIC MAJORITY in Congress. If he had actually filibustered, I wonder how long his...