This is awesome. Former White House Chief of Staff Andy Card on Scarborough: SCARBOROUGH: We have to start with something that we all are talking about a couple of days ago where Karl Rove went on...
Author - Bob Cesca
Obama/Bloomberg
Senator Obama had a "mystery" meeting with Mayor Bloomberg this morning, accompanied by the strong odor of Rice Crispies and the vice presidency. If this ticket were to happen, they'd still lose the...
A Muslim Lady! AHHHH!
Reynolds and Malkin and the rest of the screaming crying wingnut Blair Witch cast members are freaking out over the affiliations of several of the YouTube people from the debate. The latest one being...
Morning Awesome
This is quite possibly one of the top five greatest songs ever recorded. The video -- not so much.
He's A Democrat?
CNBC's Jim Cramer is a Democrat. I kinda gathered this after I saw him on Hardball one time and he, in a very roundabout way, alluded to maybe being a Democrat. I bought stock in Acuity the other day...
That Darned Liberal Media!
CBS is running with the Washington Post story about the Senator Obama rumors. Horse's Mouth has more. There's another side to this worth mentioning. I love it when bloggers are ripped by the...
New Huffington Item
I have a new article up at Huffington Post. For what it's worth, I switched days with Arianna this week -- hence the Thursday thing instead of the Wednesday thing.
Washington Post's Whisper Campaign
This is an atrocity from your "liberal media": Despite his denials, rumors and e-mails circulating on the Internet continue to allege that Obama (D-Ill.) is a Muslim, a "Muslim plant" in a conspiracy...
Morning Awesome
I wonder sometimes how so many can be so blind.
To Be Fair…
Here's what I agreed with: Senator McCain on torture; Ron Paul on foreign policy; and, believe it or not, Giuliani on gun control. Now, is it also fair to call them all douchebags anyway? I think it...
My Mouth's Bleedin' Burt!
Was it just the color correction on my television or did it look like Fred Thompson's gums and lips were bleeding throughout the debate? Also, I thought it was awesome when the Republican audience...
September 11th, 2001
In response to a YouTube question about whether he exploits 9/11, Giuliani invoked the exact phrase "September 11th, 2001"... four times.
Gun Control
There was seriously just a question in the Republican YouTube debate in which some dude asked if any of the candidates support gun control. CNN chose this and wasted time with it. What's the next...
HA-HA! Funny! Bam!
There's a real life Save Tucker website (via TRex). In it, they regard this disingenuous twerp as a "strong" conservative voice. If he's a strong one, the conservative movement is more fogged in the...
We're Number 12
The UN's Human Development Index rankings of the best places to live: 1. Iceland 2. Norway 3. Australia 4. Canada 5. Ireland 6. Sweden 7. Switzerland 8. Japan 9. Netherlands 10. France 11. Finland 12...
Patty-Headed Hos
Pat Buchanan's new book: The American majority is not reproducing itself. Its birthrate has been below replacement level for decades. Forty-five million of its young have been destroyed in the womb...
Fucking Clean Coal
The CNN YouTube debate tonight is sponsored by Clean Coal (more at Think Progress). I wonder if there will be any questions about mine safety, mountaintop removal or toxic runoff into lakes, streams...
Oh noooooooooo!
President Clinton yesterday: Even though I approved of Afghanistan and opposed Iraq from the beginning, I still resent that I was not asked or given the opportunity to support those soldiers...
The YouTube Debate Tonight
I hope CNN picks some really crazy videos with ordinary Americans dressed in funny beards and stupid disguises. Because citizen participation in the process can only work if it's silly, low-tech and...
Morning Awesome
Why would anyone disable embedding for their YouTube video?