That crazy California scheme to split up the electoral votes so Republican candidates could steal them? Rudy's people were behind it.
Author - Bob Cesca
Morning Awesome
Bill Hicks in Montreal, 1994.
Awwww. What A Shame.
You mean -- no-one likes Tucker? Rumors have been flying recently that Tucker Carlson could soon be on the way out at MSNBC. In a report that aired this morning on NPR, Phil Griffin, a senior vice...
Morning Awesome
"I don't know how a man decides what's right for his own life. It's all a mystery."
Surge-ery!
At least 13 people were killed and more than 50 wounded by a bomb at a crowded pet market in central Baghdad today, the deadliest attack in the capital for weeks. The explosion left headless bodies...
Fred And McCain
Google Ads for Fred Thompson and Senator McCain are popping up here. It goes without saying that I have nothing to do with those.
Morning Awesome
Pariah dogs and wandering mad men -- barking at strangers and speaking in tongues.
Thanksgiving Morning Awesome
Happy Thanksgiving!
Musharraf Is Mushawesome!
Add this to the list: GIBSON: Is there a line he cannot cross in your mind? Something that would go too far, when you might say to yourself, okay, that’s enough? BUSH: He hasn’t crossed the line. As...
Sucking It Down Like Water
I hate being right about this shit. The AP: Americans packed up and headed to airports and train stations hours ahead of time Wednesday to get a jump on what was predicted to be the largest...
America In One Minute
Wal-Mart on Black Friday two years ago. If I had to choose 60 seconds of videotape that embodied the death rattle of American greatness, this might be the one. It's both disgraceful and depressing.
Poison Friday At Wal-Mart
The day after tomorrow will be excellent for both shopping bargains and lead poisoning. Be patriotic, America, and buy lots of tainted Chinese shit. Another research group, the Center for...
Supplanting The Troops
We're paying Blackwater employees six-figure salaries and the president is cutting taxes in wartime, so the cash has to come from somewhere. Tough titties: The U.S. Military is demanding that...
Malkin Is So Awesome And You're A Dick
Malkin says Chavez is totally a fuckwit, but she doesn't mind buying his gasohol. Also, I think it says a lot that Malkin is beginning to channel the photo-scribblings of gossip blogger Perez Hilton...
The Actual Retail Price Is…
$99 per barrel. Place your bets on the following: 1) Will it be a record-breaking travel holiday this week? 2) Will oil break $100 today? My money is on yes and yes.
I Agree With Huckabee
I can't believe I wrote that headline, but in this case, it's mostly true. Regarding the McClellan allegations: "It's stunning. It's one of those moments where I'm glad to not be a Washington insider...
Crazier Than Bush
The new Wednesday article is up over at Huffington Post. If you love Giuliani as much as I do, you'll enjoy this one.
The Perino Unit Responds Robotically
The AP: White House press secretary Dana Perino said it wasn't clear what McClellan meant in the excerpt. "The president has not and would not ask his spokespeople to pass on false information," she...
Morning Awesome
Smashing Pumpkins go to the moon.
No, No, No! She's Said What?!
Outgoing Homeland Security advisor and Bush sycophant Fran Townsend told CNN that the evildoers could target our elections next year... ...but she has NO SPECIFIC INFORMATION ABOUT ANYTHING. This is...