In other news, a new lawsuit has been filed against former Fox News chief Roger Ailes by a local Fox affiliate reporter who says Ailes sexually harassed her when she applied at Fox News.
Meanwhile, Ohio Governor John Kasich vetoed an anti-abortion "heartbeat bill," but he signed a 20-week abortion ban into law. This will probably be struck down, at least at the federal district level. Beyond that, it's anyone's guess.
Finally, if you were not sufficiently bewildered today, you could read these interviews of Obamacare enrollees who voted for Donald Trump even though he promised to take away their healthcare.
Maybe John Carpenter is a bit too on the nose. Our future could be equal parts Idiocracy and Escape From New York.