Healthcare

GOP Rep. Does Not Like GOP Women, Fantasizes About Shooting Them

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

Representative Blake Farenthold (pictured above on the right) is not happy that they haven't repealed Obamacare yet and he knows just who to play: women

But he's not mad at Democratic women. Representative Duck Pajamas is upset with Republican women and, if he had his way, he'd shoot them. Or something.

During a radio interview on a Corpus Christi station last Friday, Farenthold said he finds it “absolutely repugnant” that “the Senate does not have the courage to do some of the things that every Republican in the Senate promised to do.” [...]

“Some of the people that are opposed to this [i.e., repealing Obamacare] — there are some female senators from the northeast,” Farenthold said. “If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.

You know, I can't imagine Republican women in the Senate are very fond of him either. I can easily imagine them gagging at the very thought of him.

As far as pulling an Aaron Burr goes, I'm struggling to think of many people I find to be less intimating than Blake Farenthold. He may be from Texas, but he's not the Marlboro Man.

  • Scopedog

    I’m not one to mock people for their looks, but….that dude is even uglier than I am.

  • ozdog

    how in the hell can a couple of fat, ugly, middle-aged dudes get hot women like that? i wonder if those ladies were paid to pose with them, like if they came courtesy of a lobbyist.

    • Ken Kohl

      Best explanation I can come up with, yes…

    • Wildson

      Trump modeling agency…

    • ninjaf

      Their enthusiasm definitely says “rented.”

  • Nefercat

    “there are some female senators from the northeast,”
    ——————————————-
    Susan Collins (Maine, okay), Lisa Murkowski (f*cking Alaska) and Shelley Moore Capito (West damn Virginia**).

    Ooh, women!!!1!11 Probably with (snigger) lady parts and all. From the liberal fancy pants book readin’ northeast!!111!!

    **”The Census Bureau and the Association of American Geographers[7] classify West Virginia as part of the Southern United States.”

    Fuck that pervy looking little duck fucker. Do we need an amendment to require United States Senators to pass a damn United States geography test? Or at least be able to assemble a primary school level jigsaw puzzle of These Here Yewnited States?

    • ninjaf

      So, now he is equating “uppity wimmins” with those coastal liberal elites?

  • Nefercat

    “Farenthold said. “If it was a guy from south Texas I might ask them to step outside and settle this Aaron Burr-style.””
    ————————————————–
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    Wait. Aaron Burr handled duels by bursting into tears, wetting his pants, and shooting himself in his tiny little jewels?

    Boy, that’s not the way my history book told it.

  • muselet

    Blake Farenthold is misinformed about dueling, which was meant to settle a matter of personal honor. Not taking access to healthcare away from people is not a matter of personal honor, even if Farenthold has his chaddis in a twist over it.

    Driftglass posted this on Friday, in a different context. Seemed appropriate to the current topic.

    https://youtu.be/U2YVyLLKRHw?t=87

    –alopecia

  • Aynwrong

    I don’t normally mock somebody’s looks but Blake Farenthold looks like the comedy relief from a bad 90s high school comedy.

    Also, threatening (even jokingly) women in a duel?… So this this is the daddy party huh…

  • Draxiar

    As a general rule, anyone that tosses out imma-badass talk like that is not a badass…he’s a wet bag…kinda like trump.

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