"Thus, acutely aware one cannot rebuild their hearth of home amongst the ruins of their U.S. House office, for the sake of my loved ones I must 'strike another match, go start anew' by embracing the promotion back from public servant to sovereign citizen." Congressman Thaddeus McCotter (R-Michigan) announcing his resignation on Facebook
Yeah, I have no idea what the hell that means. Can someone ask Sarah Palin to translate Gibberish-to-English?