Election 2012

Santorum Wins Louisiana, Cheney Wins Heart

Dick Cheney received a heart transplant. Not sure if this one winds up and pumps sand like a steampunk contraption. Find out here.

Meanwhile, Rick Santorum won the Louisiana primary. He also predicted that the Republicans will lose in November.

"Don't make the mistake that Republicans made in 1976. Don't nominate the moderate. When you do, we lose."

I don't think he expects to be on the ticket, either.