Congress Conspiracy Theory Ethics Government Shutdown

Senator Vitter’s Top 10 Reasons The Shutdown is Awesome

The staff of Senator David Vitter (R-Diapers), who wants to take healthcare subsidies away from congressional staffers, has assembled a top 10 list of reasons why the GOP Government Shutdown of 2013 hasn’t been all that bad.

As you may expect, the reasons they came up with are ridiculous and conspiracy-filled.

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CIA agents at the EPA?

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Guilty as charged. I haven’t condemned environmentally-friendly, non-poisoning wind turbines lately.