Author - Bob Cesca

George W. Bush

Now choke yourself!

"You had best unfuck yourself Private Pyle or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK!" (R. Lee Ermy shakes hands with President Bush yesterday at the VFW convention. Photo courtesy of the...

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George W. Bush

Oops. Sorry, world.

Bush is polling at 36%. Bush received 51% of the vote. The difference: 15%. Damn you, 15% of America! Sure -- now you're getting it. We tried to tell you! We tried to reason with you! There was a...

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George W. Bush

Man of the people

Did you know that Bush's Crawford estate is 1,600 acres? On Saturday, Bush rode bikes with Lance Armstrong (story here). For 17 miles. They never left the grounds of Bush's property.

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Iraq

Confusion

I guess this is what happens when Bush thinks he can run the show from his redneck estate. BUSH RADIO ADDRESS: "Despite the acts of violence by the enemies of freedom, Iraq's elected leaders are now...

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