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Trump’s Definition of Voter Fraud Includes His Staff

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

According to our child president Donald Trump, the existence of out-dated or inaccurate voter registration is proof that fraud exists, but his definition of fraud would include most of his staff and his own family.

White House adviser Steve Bannon, Treasury secretary nominee Steve Mnuchin, and Donald Trump’s daughter Tiffany were registered to vote in multiple states during the presidential election.

So are Jared Kushner, Trump’s son-in-law and close White House adviser, and White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, both part of Trump’s tight-knit circle of insiders during the tumultuous campaign and new administration.

Anyone who has ever moved from one location to another is probably registered to vote in both locations. It's not fraud unless you try to vote in more than one location.

Actual instances of voter fraud are more rare than being struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark.

  • Draxiar

    “…more rare than being struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark.”
    JM…be careful, Trump will claim that it happens to 5 Million people a year…

    • Yeah. And almost anyone who has ever been near a body of water claims they saw a shark or alligator. To say nothing of the almost struck by lightning genre of personal stories

  • muselet

    Lock them up! Lock them up! Lock them up!

    –alopecia

  • ninjaf

    But they don’t count because Trump knows what’s in their heart and they are truly good, honest, REAL (read: non-brown skinned) Americans.