Holy fucking shit. ABC News: "We judge with high confidence that in fall 2003, Tehran halted its nuclear weapons program," reads a declassified version of the National Intelligence Estimate key...
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More Washington Post Rumormonger Fallout
Horse's Mouth reports two more Washington Post reporters are blasting Perry Bacon's front page rumormongering: Jonathan Weisman: Did you see Tom Toles's cartoon today, attacking The Washington Post...
Don Imus Is Back
If you want to be on terrestrial radio, you don't even need a pulse anymore. UPDATE: He apparently has a black female sidekick now. That's... wow... he's terrible. Tomorrow he'll introduce his other...
Stretch Blames Bloggers For Polarization
David Gregory inexplicably blamed bloggers for the polarization of the country: I think it’s because of the internet largely. The polarized atmosphere in the internet and blogs and whatnot have been...
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Anthrax "Inside Out"
Tinfoil Hats On The Way
Surprise! Widespread fraud in today's Russian elections. And our NSC thinks it's time to investigate: White House National Security Council spokesman Gordon Johndroe referred to the allegations of...
Leno Not A Dick, Pays Staff
Two days ago, I was really nasty to Jay Leno here. I called him a dick, an unfunny douche, and I called his motorcycle collection an unfunny douche as well. What's worse is that I bungled the math in...
Watch Turdblossom Sweat
This is awesome. Congressman Van Hollen takes the pain to Karl Rove.
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The Charge of the Rohirrim.
No Country For Old Men
I finally saw it tonight. Goddamn. Alec Baldwin wrote on the Huffington Post that it was a metaphor for Iraq, but I totally disagree. You could make a case for Chigurh (pictured above) as a metaphor...
Banana Heads Fire Another Scientist
A Texas schools science administrator was fired because she, you know, supports science and therefore evolution. Aravosis at AmericaBlog: ...may their children compete against the children of my...
Ari Fleischer Confirms Rove's Lie
Think Progress: “It was definitely the Bush administration that set it in motion and determined the timing, not the Congress,” he said. “I think Karl in this instance just has his facts wrong.” I'm...
The Myerstown Herald
In my latest thing for the Huffington Post, I mentioned a local weekly newspaper here in eastern Pennsylvania called The Myerstown Herald. Here are some headlines from this week's issue: -Goons Slash...
Smoking You Out Of Your Hole
How the hell did I miss this? Wednesday night, Olbermann reported on a story in which New York fire officials have been: "told to be alert for a person who is hostile, uncooperative or expressing...
The Post Responds To Freaky Bloggers
The Washington Post is slowly wheeling out their responses to various rips on their integrity for printing rumors about Senator Obama on their front page. Peter Baker for the Washington Post's Trail...
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You Know Who's A Dick? Jay Leno Is A Dick.
Leno fired his entire staff today. I suppose the unfunny douche needs all of his money for his unfunny douche motorcycle collection. "We haven't heard from him since the second or third day of the...
Wingnut Google Ads… Again
So in addition to the Fred and Senator McCain ads, we're now getting Ben Stein ads. Jesus. Does anyone know how to specify the ads that Google drops into the mix? And no, dropping the ads altogether...
Hostages Taken At Clinton Office
This is horrible. Two hostages have been released so far, and the suspect appears to have a bomb strapped to himself. More. UPDATE: And now CNN is reporting that two trains collided near Chicago...
Roger Smith Dead At 82
I assume they'll be moving his remains to Mexico. Full story.