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Creepy Robot of the Day
If robots can leap over obstacles, what's to stop them from leaping into your living room?
What if You Disavowed Common Core and No One Cared?
Chris Christie calls for abandoning Common Core, but the state Department of Education has no plans...
Bobby Jindal Begs Nation to Take Him Seriously
Bobby Jindal boasts that he's the only candidate with a detailed plan for destroying the nation.
Beefcake Rand Shoots Liberty From His Eye-Sockets in PAC ad
Beefcake Rand is here to kick ass and chew gum, and he's all out of gum.
Lawsuit Accuses Texas of Denying Birth Certificates to U.S.-Born Children
Legal advocacy groups file a lawsuit against Texas on behalf of children.
The FEMA Ruse
Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert has been indicted, and Donald Trump is scheduled to make a...
Ron Johnson’s Conspiracy Theory
Senator Ron Johnson uncovers an "insidious" campaign to brainwash children.
The Stupid Party Votes for More Stupidity
Lawmakers pass a provision to license high school dropouts for teaching.
“Everybody Has a Right to Be an Idiot”
Area morons want to have a confrontation so bad they can taste it.